What would you call a man who tells you that you cannot see a movie because he thinks it contains adult stuff (meaning it has a love making scene,bollywood stlye that is, and is based on an extra marital affair/concubine theory) ????
Backward ?Orthodox ?Ancient ?
I really got no clue coz I feel these words are way too small for what I wanna describe him as.
Sample this :
M(e) : "Please dont return the CD today, I wanna see the movie."
U(ncle) :"Oh, you aren't eligible to watch it yet."
*What is that supposed to mean? But still with that innocent look on face...*
M : "Why ?"
U: "Its meant for people above 18."
*WTF is he talking about ??*
M: "So..? I'm 22 by the way."
U: "You havent reached the stage to understand the content and depth it has. Bengali movies have such deep meanings hidden in them...blah blah blah !! And moreover you parents wouldn't approve of such a thing."
*Boy, what age are you in ? Stone ?? Anyway your house, your rules.*
M: "Alright. Its ok."
A(unt): "No, when bhaiya n bhabi n she had been in Kolkata back in 2004 they'd wanted to see it in the theatres but then they hadn't had the time."
U: "Really, you and your parents watch these sorta movies together ??!!!"
*What the f*** does that mean ? You're saying like we watch striptease together !!*
A : "Today's generation needn't be told things that they need to understand. They are a lot more wiser than we at our times were."
*Look I already said its ok..so what the f*** is all this discussion about ?*
U : "Yeah, thats why they like watching all this vulgarity thats coming up on TV these days."
(This was in reaction to 'Nach Baliye' that M was watching that time. He found those brilliant performances vulgar and despicable. Imagine !!! )
*M continues watching TV totally ignoring all that. Cant miss the show ya coz of a Stone Age Neanderthal !!*
U: "Tell me what would you do if someone (points a finegr at Yash, dressed in a rapper attire dancing to the tune of 'One Love') dressed like that walks into your home ? How would you treat him ? Would you greet him or would you throw him out ?"
M: * Still adamant to leave the show goes on glaring at the TV*
" If you're asking for my opinion (eyes glued to the set all along) personally I will never judge a book by its cover. Judging a person coz of the way he dresses would be foolishness on my part."
A long 10 minutes (I guess) silence. M still glaring at the TV adamant to watch it and U 'hmphing' in the background and A murmuring words of protest to his act.
All of a sudden...
U: * shouting at top of his lungs at the maid, about my age who was watching the show with us,poor thing*
"Hey, temme do you really like all the naked dance and low behaiviour coming up on TV these days ? Do you find these so enjoyable that you dont care for humility and blah bla blah...!!"
Remember the Pepsodent Ad ??...dhishum dhishum dhishum...!!!"
M gets up switches off the TV and walks downstairs to have dinner. A li'l while later she can hear the voices of the so called unappropriate movies flowing in.
Now temme people, where did M go wrong ??