Do you remember that one particular teacher in your college who bugged you and bugged you and bugged you all throughout your college life....??
No matter what you did,no matter how hard you tried all your efforts went futile in trying to please him/her.Anything you do,anything you try is labelled as totally uncalled for,unnecessary and completely below standards.Arent those times when you wanna scream out loud.."What the hell is your problem man??"
Well I guess I have come across one such bugger now,actually two. They bug me and bug me and bug me to no end.
I'll call one Zombie and the other Smarty.
Zombie coz he's big and black,so black that I wonder, infact we all wonder what would've happened to her mother when she produced him and would've looked at her ultrablack assface for the first time ever.However we are more sympathetic towards her wife,only The Lord knows what would've have happened to her when she would've had the first look at his super black stupidass face on their wedding night.
Actually our thoughts voyeur even further but that I cannot put it here for the sheer sake of mannerisms.I'd rather leave that to the reader's imagination.I know they're smart enough to guess what I'm talkin' about.
We've nicknamed him "Genda".You can understand why,in light of all the above info I just provided you with.
He has this habit of hovering around girls(atleast thats what the guys say).I dont know much about that allegation but he sure hovers around,all around me,always pissing me off with his words,with his conduct,with his bloody pig-face.
Everytime I'd be outta my class(mebbe for a break or in the canteen or to have water) that pig would be out too.And then would hover around until I leave. He'll come into the class and the first person he would notice is me.Nobody would be working but the person he will pick is me.Nobody would be completeing the assignments on time and the person who faces his wrath is me.
"Why me,God,why me??",I wonder all the time.
The most pathetic thing is that he and I take the college bus from the same stop everyday.Everyday I have to see his bloody face first thing in the morning and if I somehow dont happen to attend his class someday,I'm dead meat.
He has this typical accent while he talks and all the guys of my class copy that whenever the topic about him arises.They are so damn pissed off with him for mooning over girls(actually some girls who use their charms to stay in his good books irrespective of what their target looks like and what age is he) and not helping them ever with our sheets that they call him names right on his face.
Sometimes I dont understand how people like him(with the kind of beauty he has) manage to be such piggy types.Doesnt he understand he already has been ass-kicked by The Lord,the proof of which is his face,(I mean its not ugly because its black but the way his bones stay put,the way his face twitches when he spews venom,the way he acts like a bugger all the time makes it a digust to look at.So ya'll dusky people no offences meant okay??) but he still makes it all the more uglier with his activities.
Such a saddistic bastard who takes pleasure in harassing students and getting a kick out of it whenever he can.I remember the guys in our junior batch had complained against him for being rude to the guys of the class and never helping them with the assignments but hovering around the girls all the time.He'd got replaced by a more "guy-tolerant" teacher,but a moron none-the-less.
Whatevert the shit is,we're in no position to do anything being in the middle of the semester and with no other teachers available for our batch specially coz we're in the senior year.I just hope vacations arrive soon and I get a month's relief from this piggy,the Zombie.
Gosh,Zombie has taken so much of space and time,I never realised.Smarty is still there.I guess he has to wait for his honours after ya'll guys get to know Zombie first.Smarty should get an equal footing too,shouldnt he??
Watch out for Smarty in the next post.I'll have more to tell you then coz I got a presentation tommorrow and Smarty specifically "called me up" and told me to be prepared for that.Only God knows what awaits me.
Wish me luck guys.Need that badly.
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